Ash--thanks for my present! My birthday's actually in...(looks at watch)...3 days, so I'm in the mood. Plus, it really cheered me up! *grin* No, I don't think you ever read "Living Hell," but I think you'll like it. It's probably a bit to mushy for you, but I really enjoyed writing it...and thanks for not mauling me over the Harry/Draco thing. And I love criticism because it makes me a stronger writer, anyways.
Anyways, since I've blabbed on enough and I have nothing more to say, I'll give you my joke that I love. It's my favorite at the moment. *grin*
A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"Uh.. is this 832-4821?"